{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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