{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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