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Gadusaurus is an extinct genus of baracromian ichthyosaurs from the Early Jurassic Água de Madeiros Formation of Portugal. The genus contains a single species, G. aqualigneus, known from a nearly complete skull.
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Chew Reservoir is a reservoir at the head of the Chew Valley in the Peak District National Park in Greater Manchester, England.
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