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The North Pacific hake, Pacific hake, Pacific whiting, or jack salmon is a ray-finned fish in the genus Merluccius, found in the northeast Pacific Ocean from northern Vancouver Island to the northern part of the Gulf of California. It is a silver-gray fish with black speckling, growing to a length of 90 cm (3 ft). It is a migratory offshore fish and undergoes a daily vertical migration from the surface to the seabed at depths down to about 1,000 m (3,300 ft).

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Unión Deportiva Güímar was a Spanish football team based in Güímar, in the Canary Islands. Founded in 1942 and dissolved in 2009, they last played in the Primera Interinsular – Group 2, holding home games at Estadio de Tasagaya, with a capacity of 3,500 people.

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Olga Lake is a freshwater body crossed by the Waswanipi River and located in the southern part of Eeyou Istchee James Bay (municipality), in administrative region of the Nord-du-Québec, in the province of Quebec, in Canada.

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